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I wanna be my own boss, baby, work for myself
I'm on the road to riches and wealth
cuz what we're selling well it's hard to find
The stuff we're making here is one of a kind
Good times, get em by the dozen
Just enuf to keep the dance for buzzin
cuz when the band gets rockin anytime is saturday night
i ought to bottle it and store it in the fridgedare
if i could you know i would i'd be a millionaire
attach it with a label and a rubberband
sell it by the gallon at the road side stand
Good times get em while you're able
Fresh from the farm to your family's table
Cuz when the band gets rockin anytime is saturday night
Trouble coppin when you're shopping here's the reason why
our back inventory is in short supply
definitely never frozen and i told you so
its a little big trick to keep our overhead low
good times get em by the dozen just enought to keep the dance floor buzzin
cuz when the band gets rockin anytime is saturday
the band gets rockin
anytime is saturdau
the band gets rockin anytime is sautrday nite
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Hey Boy don't you harm that bird don't you dare to try
start releasing that chicken or you'll get a lickin
That chick's too young to fry
hey boy better take my word
Here's the reason why
You gotta feed her up steady til she gets ready
That chick's too young to fry
Take her back in the barnyard
Let her go
Just turn her loose
Way out there in the barnyard
Where she'll grow up for better use
Hey boy they'll come a time
Someday by and by
She'll be ready for fryin
So stop your cryin
That chick's too young too fry
Take her back in the barnyard
Let her go
Just turn her loose
Way out there in the barnyard
Where she'll grow up for better use
Hey boy they'll come a time
Someday by and by
She'll be ready for fryin
So stop your cryin
That chick's too young too fry
Get away stay away come back some other day that chick's too young too fry!
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Flim Flam Man
03:01
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When you were young you had such promise
When you were young you seemed have it all
Fancy Clothing, ladies at your beck and call
But now your suits are looking shabby and your studebaker's stalled
When you were young you had such vision
When you were young you seemed to know it all
No one could show you just how you'd fall
But now you're living with your mother, and your dating paper dolls
Yeah you're a flim flam man
A certified phony
A worn out stay, a real one trick pony
It's a shame to say, it's sad but true
The way you do it don't do it like you used do
Yeah you're a flim flam man
A certified phony
A worn out stay a real one trick pony
It's a shame to say
It's sad but true
The way you do it don't do it like you used to do
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Communication
02:42
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If you want communication, use a telephone
When you entertain the nation in some microphone
Dictation can be made on a dictaphone
That's communication
That's communication
You can send a wire by telegram
Also get the news by teletype
Now we look at mars through a telescope
That's communication
Dah dit dah dit, dah dah dit dah
Dah dit dah dit, dah dah dit dah
Dah dit dah dit, dah dah dit dah
That's communication
Western Union telegram, cablegram too
Television, radiogram, bring a message through
Pony express and airmail and short wave
When you send this way, how much time you save
Dah dit dah dit, dah dah dit dah
Dah dit dah dit, dah dah dit dah
Dah dit dah dit, dah dah dit dah
That's communication
If you want communication, use a telephone
When you entertain the nation in some microphone
Dictation can be made on a dictaphone
That's communication
Western Union telegram, cablegram too
Television, radiogram, bang a message to you
Pony express, airmail, short wave
When you send this way, how much time you save
Dah dit dah dit, dah dah dit dah
Dah dit dah dit, dah dah dit dah
Dah dit dah dit, dah dah dit dah
That's communication
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5. |
Woman Seeking Man
03:36
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Grown Woman Seeks Man
For a permanent position
Fair compensation, we don't work on commission
We need a real go getter
A fella with some wit
A man who appreciates these benefits
He don't need to be a movie star
Or ride me around in his fancy car
I'm just looking for a man
Who will love me
It's all I really need
I'm not looking for Cartier rocks or rings
I can buy my own little shiny things
I'm just looking for a man
Who'll love me
It would help to be vigorous
The position is quite rigorous
The work load's piled up high
but if you've got some patience, and a knack for organization
I'd encourage you to apply
So bring down them references and resumes
The right fit, he can start right away
I'm just looking for a man
Who will love me
It would help to be vigorous
The position is quite rigorous
The work load's piled up high
but if you've got some patience, and a knack for organization
I'd encourage you to apply
So bring down them references and resumes
The right fit, he can start right away
I'm just looking for a man
With at least a 5 year plan
I'm just looking for a man
Who will love me
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6. |
Big Nose Stan
01:19
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Right from the start, you played a part
I gave you my heart with pleasure
You're hand caress brought happiness
I answered yes with pleasure
Sunset til dawn though you are gone
dreams linger on like treasure
If you intend, this is the end
I'll be your friend with pleasure
Right from the start, you played a part
I gave you my heart with pleasure
You're hand caress brought happiness
I answered yes with pleasure
Sunset til dawn though you are gone
dreams linger on like treasure
If you intend, this is the end
I'll be your friend with pleasure
I'll be your friend with pleasure
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8. |
'Lectric Chair Blues
03:58
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Judge ,your honor, hear my plea before you open up your court
But I don't want no sympathy, cuz I done cut my good man's throat
I caught him with a travelin Jane I warned him bout before
I had my knife and went insane, the rest you outta know
Judge, judge, ggod mister judge, send me to the Lectric chair
Oh Judge, Judge good kind judge, let me go away from here
i want to take a journey, to the devil down below
I done killed my man, I wanna reap just what I sew
Judge, judge, good mister judge
Send me to the lectric chair
Judge, Judge, lordy lordy judge, send me to the lectric chair
Judge, judge hear me judge, I loved him so dear
I cut him with my barlow, I kicked him in the side
I stood there laughing over him while he wallowed round and died
Oh judge, Judge, lordy lordy judge, send me to the lectric chair
oh Judge, good kind Judge, burn me, I don't care
I don't want no one good mayor, to go my bail, I don't want to spend no 99 years in jail, so judge send me to the Lectric Chair
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24 Robbers
02:22
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Last night, night before, 24 robbers came to my door
I opened it up and let them in, hit em in the head with a bottle of gin
I just can't understand 24 robbers fighting one man
One of em took the silverware, it wasn't very good so I really don't care
I'm gonna warn you, tell you what to do
You better lock your door
Or the robber men gonna come back again
I can't sleep anymore, put a big chair right by my front door
Keep those robbers right out of my hair
I'm gonna warn you, tell you what to do
You better lock your door
Or the robber men gonna come back again
I can't sleep anymore, put a big chair right by my front door
Keep those robbers right out of my hair
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10. |
Hey Mary Wanna
02:18
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Hey Mary Wanna come home with me
I'll treat you sweet dear, make us a little tea
We'll be as high as two folks should be
Hey Mary wanna come home with me
Hey Mary wanna hit the town too
I've got some buddies and they'd love to meet you
Round up all the fellas
Quite a hip to do
Mary wanna steal away my blues
Mary wanna steal away my blues
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You Ain't Woman Enough
03:09
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You Come to Tell Me Something
You say I outta Know
that he don't love me anymore
and I have to let him go
You say you're gonna take him, oh but I don't think you can
Cuz you ain't woman enough to take my man
Women like you they're a dime a dozen
You can buy em anywhere
For you to get to him
I'll have to walk and I'm a gonna stay right here
It'll be over my dead body
So get out while you can
Cuz you ain't woman enough to take my man
Sometimes a man's caught looking at things that he don't need
He took a second look at you but he's in love with me
Well I don't know where that leaves you oh but I know where I stand
Cuz you ain't woman enough to take my man
Women like you they're a dime a dozen
You can buy em anywhere
For you to get to him
I'll have to walk and I'm a gonna stay right here
It'll be over my dead body
So get out while you can
Cuz you ain't woman enough to take my man
No you ain't woman enough to take my man
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I wonder who's kissing her now
I wonder who's showing her how
I wonder who's looking, into her eyes
Breathing sighs, telling lies
I wonder who's buying the wine
For lips that I used to call mine
I wonder if she, ever tells him of me
I wonder who's kissing her now
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Brand New Funk
02:25
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I'm coming down with a bad disease, constant jigging above the knees
My hips are loose and they wont stop shaking I'm on the ground I'm crinkled up like bacon
Whoa oh whoa I got the brand new funk
I got myself a hoodoo physician didn't take long to diagnose my condition
When I shimmy to the left it jerk me back right
picked it up at BJ's on a Monday night
Whoa it's true this ain't the boogie woogie flu
Your'e steam boat's sunk, Son you got the brand new funk
I've come contagious but I just don't care I'm on the couch I'm in my underwear
I'm sweating bullets and I'm breathing through gills, I'm popping pills
I got the brand new funk
Whoa it's true this ain't the boogie woogie flu
Your'e steam boat's sunk, Son you got the brand new funk
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14. |
Scotch
01:31
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In a three piece suit or overalls, I always answer when MaCallan calls
Right around 5, you can set your watch
That's what's great about scotch
Crabcakes, tubesteaks, smoked salmon or veal
Invite the Glenn's to every little meal
They're sure to make your dinner party top notch
That's what's great about scotch
In a highball glass or a coffee cup
Yours with soda, mine straight up
From low low lines to heads of state
Mr. Walker he don't descriminate
So gather up those bums, Dinkins and Cotch
That's what's great about scotch (it gets you drunk)
That's what's great about scotch (hey where's my pants)
That's what's great about scotch
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